May 2012
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Hug all the goats! →
smokeporch:
Everything is more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier...
– Homer, The Iliad (via modernmethadone)
My dad read the Bible a little while ago, and now he’s reading the Quran that I gave to him. So proud :’)
unlubricated-anal-sex:
people who believe the whole “if a key opens a lot of locks it’s a good key, but if a lock opens to a lot of keys it’s a bad lock!!!” shit about sex
if my vagina is a lock, your dick sure as hell isn’t the key because when you buy a lock, the key usually comes with it you fuckheads as in i have the fucking key to my own vagina, not you and no im not letting you in...
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[[MORE]]I am so nervous to work at help desk. I’m going to be crap at it and I’m going to screw everything up.
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no i will not start blogging about animal crossing
Meekness and humility are not appropriate responses when overwhelming authority...
– Astrid O’Brien, my kickass Women’s Study professor (via theonstark)
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theonstark replied to your post:
NO GINA NO
YOU CAN’T STOP OUR LOVE, AMALIA
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
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hookedonyourph0nics:
Gay or European: the One Direction story
I just want to comment on people’s prom pictures and be like “NO ONE CARES.”
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i feel so sick
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The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most. I can better trust those...
– Ulysses S. Grant (via quote-book)
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We should ban life jackets and other flotation...
hookedonyourph0nics replied to your post: I don’t get why men giving women flowers is supposed to be such a romantic gesture.
yes good thank you flowers suck give me books
I was thinking food but books work too. Or you know, even a nice potted plant so I could make my home into a jungle. But seriously? Cut flowers? No.
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